Something Ain't Right About Lindsay Lohan's Lawsuit

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Pop-Ed: As the day wears on and the ridiculousness of Lindsay Lohan's $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade settles in, La Femme Nikita Seasons1-5 DVD Box Seta thought popped into my head that I felt needed to be shared: On behalf of PopEater, Criminal Minds DVD Box SetI'm officially declaring shenanigans on this story, and going out on a limb by saying that E*Trade is in on this "lawsuit" by Miss Lohan, House M.D DVDand likely even paid her to "sue" them. Why would they do such a thing, you ask? Scrubs DVD Box SetThe first reason this whole thing stinks like a publicity stunt is the lawsuit itself.Grey's anatomy DVD Lindsay is suing the company because a baby in their ad is named Lindsay... and claims to be a "milkaholic."Cold Case Seasons 1-6 DVD Box Set Her lawyer contended (wink wink) that Lohan is on a first-name recognition basis, Nip Tuck Seasons 1-5 DVD Box Seta la Oprah or Madonna. This will never stand up in court,The Vampire Diaries DVD Box Set so the lawsuit itself is shady right off the bat.True Blood Seasons 1-2 DVD Box Set Secondly, it's for $100 million. Say that with me, people: One hundred MILLION dollars. Ghost Whisperer 1-4 DVD Box Set E*Trade didn't run photos of Lindsay smoking crack naked while punching a puppy.The Wire seasons 1-5 DVD Box Set They said her name in a fleeting reference that may or may not have had anything to do with her.Sons of Anarchy Seasons 1-2 DVD Box Set You don't file $100 million lawsuits for that.Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly in our little conspiracy theory,Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Seasons 1-8 DVD Box Set is this: Thanks to said lawsuit and the news coverage surrounding it, South Park Seasons 1-13 DVD Box Sethundreds of thousands of people have watched the commercial in question.Simpsons Seasons 1-20 DVD Box Set Most blogs and news sites (PopEater included) ran the commercial in the initial lawsuit coverage.ER 1-15 DVD Box Set What better way to drum up publicity than to attach your name to a bogus lawsuit that will never happen, while still getting millions of eyes on your commercial ...Lost Seasons 1-5 DVD Box Setwithout having to spend a penny? So,Desperate Housewives Seasons 1-5 DVD Box Set E*Trade, we're on to you... and we've got to say, this one's quite clever. The West Wing seasons 1-8 DVD Box SetStill, we're not embedding the commercial in this post, Family Guy DVD Box Setbecause then you would win.